The things I get up to online when I am way to tired.
Lighthearted Adel Warwick
A Short Story Generated by MasterPiece Generator for MiaDevlin69
I thought this was amusing enough to make it to my blog. OMG if you understand it then you are a better person than me. It asked me for input with a series of questions and this is the result. I was actually trying to be romantic.. LOL!
Adel Warwick was thinking about Charlie Contestant again. Charlie was a bold hero with charming lips and chubby hands.
Adel walked over to the window and reflected on her life threating surroundings. She had always loved loud Highway Bypass with its red, resonant rushing cars. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sexy.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Charlie Contestant.
Adel gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Lighthearted, bullheaded, wine drinker with curvaceous lips and handsome hands. Her friends saw her as a pongy, precious patient. Once, she had even helped a youthful old teddybear cross the road.
But not even a Lighthearted person who had once helped a youthful old teddybear cross the road, was prepared for what Charlie had in store today.
The wind blew like talking pigeons, making Adel Playful. Adel grabbed a large flashlight that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Adel stepped outside and Charlie came closer, she could see the melodic smile on his face.
Charlie gazed with the affection of 2054 cowardly motionless mice. He said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want a kiss.”
Adel looked back, even more Playful and still fingering the large flashlight. “Charlie, please just love me, even though I am flawed,” she replied.
They looked at each other with fearful feelings, like two troubled, thoughtless toads running at a very shy accident, which had soft jazz music playing in the background and two honest uncles hopping to the beat.
Adel regarded Charlie’s charming lips and chubby hands. “I feel the same way!” revealed Adel with a delighted grin.
Charlie looked horny, his emotions blushing like a mushy, mute map.
Then Charlie came inside for a nice glass of wine.THE END
Created on 16th June 2019.
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